just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
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