big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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