I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
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