LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
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