Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
it's great music for shaving your balls
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
