Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
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Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
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Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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