I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
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There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
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Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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