You drinking a lot?
No.
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she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
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also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
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You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
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