My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
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The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
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I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
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