i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
He asked if I was a pirate because my "arrrrrrrrse" was worth burying. 10/10 for effort, 20/10 for serial killer vibes.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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