I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
Randomize
