I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
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It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
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He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
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