Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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