Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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