lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
Randomize
