i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
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