why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
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In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
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he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
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