Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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