How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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