i think i have herpe
just one?
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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