I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
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i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
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I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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