I think we should go ahead and pin a note to my shirt when we go out that says"do NOT buy me shots"
On the back we can put possible side effects may include: indiscriminate making out, brief crying spells, yelling in jibberish, and sudden sleep.
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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