So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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