She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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