I think my vagina is haunted
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
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