I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
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