ya dads aren't the best wingmen
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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