covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
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so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
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Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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