Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
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Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
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I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
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