the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
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I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
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I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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