I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
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