Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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