NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
He texted me at 3am that you cut your hand at the bar and were bleeding all over.
I woke up to a text thinking you bled out at a bar, turns out you got your butthole licked.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
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