chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
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