yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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