guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
so i was pissing and the phone rang but i forgot i was pissing so i just ran to answer the phone. it was too late when i realized
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
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