Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
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just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
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You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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