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man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
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