a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
now i know why i became what i already was.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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