it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
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