he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
I look excited, but its just a facade.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
tell me about the eggs
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