its not stalking. its research.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
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