Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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