So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
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