I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
More tranny stories later!
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
Randomize
