She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
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yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
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I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
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