ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
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I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
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Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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