I felt like helen keller
But she could have totally found that shit before me
Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
he puts the penis in happiness.
ra ra ra ah ah
sexting lady gaga style
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Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
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I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in