Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
Why am I always the sober one?
Cause you're the only one with any sort of self control. It's kinda your super power...
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?