Me. At least after what I've been through.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
be right there i have to get my cape
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something