How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
Randomize
