K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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