I hate your face
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
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