Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
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Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
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I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
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