So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
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