Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
worst night to have a conscience
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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