You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
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Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
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alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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