..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
Brb crying the tears of my youth
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
Randomize
