It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
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