I would like to be the first to explain to you that if you've woken up with bruised knuckles this morning, it's because last night you tried climbing out of our car window and into the drive through window at maccas. The cashier chick freaked out and slammed the window on you and beat you around the head with her headset thingy.
Shittttttt.
Be not ashamed. It was youtube-worthy.
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
where does the pee come out of this thing
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
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she peed on how many people?
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
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Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
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