We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
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Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
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Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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